teacher: you have a new classmate
me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

(via woe-1s-me)

hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

(Source: lntelligent, via y0urdadsgirlfriend)

fruitmangobaethotlil69mamitagrl:

richmondcee:

how to spot basic bitch by url :

  1. "fruit"
  2. "mango"
  3. "bae"
  4. "thot"
  5. "lil"
  6. "69"
  7. "mamita"
  8. "grl"

who da fuck you callin a basic bitch

(via poryqon)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via seanp0donnell)

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(Source: anachronica, via b0-nes)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via thegoonery)

crazyforshoey:

my-darling-loki:

thewakeupcall:

this post is everything omg 

I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

Aww :(

(Source: not-thefunniestblog, via thesearemysecretsnotyours)

pocahontasandjohn:

attractiv3:

foxmouth:

Perpetual Calendar, 2013 | by Arina Pozdnyak

This is beautiful

I LOVE THIS

(via neverrlet-g0)

benevolence-supreme:

dominospizzadelivery:

Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light

crane kick that shit out her hand
and tell her, take your ass to the faucet

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via p0rtray-my-enigma)

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