Sunrise from Mt Tempest
trillesst:

ladystephvnny:

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

LMFAO

LMFAAAAAAAAAOOO best one yet

dutchster:

miscaitlin:

iphone5si:

miscaitlin:

i rly need to pee but I don’t want to get up

so glad I’m a boy and can just pee out the window

can a boy pls confirm this

as a boy i can confirm it is possible to pee out the window but you still need to get up to pee out the window

(via mystic-dreamss)

vacli:

That’s what happened with Divergent and me! Cuz I didn’t pronounce it right! (I’m from Denmark)

- But now I do! ;)
Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
pesamientossuicidas:


Eclipse lunar 2014

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(via twerkin-hillbilly)

35-24-35

(via keep-your-head-above-the-water)

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via toejamjoolz)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via oxhygen)

optimisticmitch:

dazily:

I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”

That’s so cool!

pemsylvania:

you know it’s a good friendship when you actually sit down and establish that you’re best friends and sign a contract while having a lawyer present

(Source: pemsylvania, via australiansanta)

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