i rly need to pee but I don’t want to get up
so glad I’m a boy and can just pee out the window
can a boy pls confirm this
as a boy i can confirm it is possible to pee out the window but you still need to get up to pee out the window
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner